And as I broke the surface of that river's water
I swear I saw the face of God smilin' down on me
With one dunk from the preacher's hand
My sins absolved, soul purified, I'm ready for the promise land
Right about that time, people this I testify
I seen the light shinin' so bright liftin' me to the sky
I opened up my arms and gazed into the light
In a moment of clarity I realized something wasn't right
All the sudden I'm surrounded by darkness
I could feel something baring into my head
Realized I was lyin' in a prone position
In the middle of a cold steel surgical bed
I saw the dark eyes and the 4 fingered hands
The surgical instruments they held
With a loud bang and a bright flash of light
Numbness was all I felt
Is that you God (I know it's you God)
Are you smiling or are you laughing at me
What did you put into my head
Am I alive and dreaming, or will I wake up dead
When I came to I was lying on the ground
In the middle of a Kansas cornfield
I couldn't figure out how the hell I got there
Or the meaning of the whole ordeal
When I opened my eyes the enlightenment hit me
Aliens and angels are one and the same
And God's my pilot come to take me away
On a phantom heaven cargo plane
