I saw my first UFO when I was three
I was eating fried chicken down at KFC
On the day that they killed John F. Kennedy
November 22.,1963
I saw the Col. having lunch with Jack Ruby
They were plotting King kill 33 degrees
Standing in line I saw Lee Harvey
He was heading to the book depository
With a bucket of original recipe.
DEA FBI SAC API
ATF IRS CIA
From JFK to KFC
It's all one big conspiracy
Early April 4th, I saw James Earl Ray
He was hanging with some dudes from the CIA
They were eating at the KFC buffet
They set up a patsy and they locked him away
While the government snipers shot MLK
They couldn't kill the dream, so they blew him away
CNN APD EPA CDC
NSA DOE ACC
From MLK to LSD
It's all one big conspiracy
I got abducted from the desert in New Mexico
By a bunch of Greys flying around in UFO's
But I wouldn't let them test me with the anal probe
I saw Elvis down in Waco in a rhinestone speedo
He was making crop circle with Koresh and Reno
The face of Kennedy appeared my microwave burrito
