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Kentucky Fried Humans

Got a part time job down at KFC
Needed to make some cash so I could buy some weed
Showed up stoned for work and the boss said I was fired
So I clubbed him to death with chicken wings and threw him into the deep fryer
Kentucky fried humans
Down at KFC
Kentucky fried humans
Original or extra crispy
The cashier grabbed the phone and tried to call the pork
I threw her in the deep fryer and stabbed her with a spork
I ate her fried vagina with a couple of side dishes
I've eaten that bitche's pussy before, but it was never this delicious
Finger lickin', taste like chicken
Spleens and gizards, on the side
Human nuggets, fill the bucket
Battered women, Kentucky fried