Did a duet with Jesus till them Romans came along

Before they could crucify him, he taught me a thing or two

He took me to a Texas Monster truck rally

and he taught me the art of Kung Fu

Well the lord on the cross, he called to me

and he beckoned me to draw near

He said from his vantage point upon the cross

"I can see your house from up here"

So I downed a 12 pack and I tried to kick back

Then he told me it was time to go

We made our escape to the year 2000

In a hot wired UFO

Well we landed down soth surfing on my buddy's couch

Watching episodes of Raw is War

Been drinking all day he took my Perrier

And turned it into Kendall Jackson Merlot

He filled up my cup and turned the bottle up

He said,"Today's religions lost it's sight."

Stop taking what they offer be your own flying saucer

Buddy don't believe the hype

Last temptation

A mass inebriation

Sugar cubes and LSD

Ain't takin nothing from him

It's just the second coming

And the last temptation

of Christ and me